Got in a Get Well Card

Where is the Shena-ni River, anyways? 

Did I Post This Before?

My new blog cadre says not, but she looks familiar.

Long Time

All right, people, I am a very busy man, what with accelerating the nuclear program and launching some old ballistic missiles to make the pants squishy in Washington. Here is a clip from the Songun Blog, which I am told on on my side bar. I can not see it from here, so take my word for it. They do good work there, I hear.

If only Obama Healthcare could be this good.

Look What I got in the Post

Good thing there were air holes.

I had to send back three last month.

Korean Word of the Month

Uju Sonsu - Cosmonaut

Yes, I know have not blogged for quite a while. I was too excited over this that I kept away from the Internets for quite a while -- of course, traveling to the Northeast, that sort of goes without saying. "Can you hear me now?" No, comrade! "Can you hear me now?" *BANG!* You are pissing me off, Comrade!

Anyway, the vehicle made its lift-up and delivered its payload, an astronaut analog, pleasantly downrange. By "analog," I mean the asshole who sank half my foreign capital into Polaroid stocks before they went bust, then had the unwise filial piety to come back to Japan to visit his mother. A bullet was too good for that pyongshin! I treasure the recordings of his screams as he was careening toward the heavens, then the change in pitch when he realized he wasn't going to get a nice relaxing death from suffocation.

His mother and I had something going on, once upon a time. I will have to send her something nice. Have you ideas?

Korean Word of the Month

Aggim Omnun Sarang - A Love with No Holding Back. Sounds romantic, but I cannot afford that. I must leave a little something-something for the girls on the night shift, no?

I Miss Those Days

Blog Awards?

What is a Blog Award? Reader Roboseyo informed me to his Korea Sparkle, where somehow I am in the Funniest Blog list. He thinks I am FUNNY? Is that mirth-inducing HOHO FUNNY? Slip-on-the-ice HEHE FUNNY? Or Funny like that Colonel in the 55th Regiment they caught wearing the black rubber underwear?

I am listed above these blogs:

Chubbo Chubbington
Dokdo Is Ours
Eat Your Kimchi
George Goes Korean
I Got 2 Shoes
Stuff Korean Moms Like
A White Man In Korea

but do not assume the fix is on it. Once we locate a new blogroll cadre, I must have them add these presumably entertaining blogs. That is, unless they are rubber-underwear-funny.

What is that?

A radio?

Is she trying to sell me something?

Korean Word of the Month

Kohyorap - High blood pressure.

I got checked up this week.

I am a finely tuned, highly strung instrument of rulership.

You know, like a kayagum. That is like a banjo.

What game is this?

Marshal Kang plays something like, but I can not get it into such games.

I like Leisure Suit Larry.

Those Hawaiians get Around

Annyong, Bitches!

What? You thought I was dead?

Oh, come now. It will more than a few grams of rat poison to take down the Beloved Leader! Thank O Jin-u's ghost that they could not get their mitts on some of that radioactive stuff from the Russians! I have maintained a low profile mainly to give my rash time to clear up. No, Clearasil did not work.

Way to SUCK, Hugo!

Pardon my talking the trash, but I can not let my good Socialist Comrade Hugo Chavez live this one down. His team brought a mere bronze medal home -- and this in Taekwondo, where two bronzes award. What is the matter, Hugo, all your athletes are playing baseball in America? And do not give me shit about our medal count. I cannot tell you how many southern puppet-state athletes are really plants from the North. Well, I could tell you then I would have you killed. So what is the point?

The point is I have more gold in my stool than adorns the necks of Venezuelans!

Mmmm... Goldschlager.